Texas

I ran into an old friend at the post office at around 1 pm.. no one was there hardly and we stood in the parking lot talking... a mexican guy was standing by a car a few spaces over...my back was towards him ..suddenly my friend gasped and said, "That mexican guy just showed me his 'privacy' parts..." ..lol.. privacy parts.. gotta remember that one... so I turned around to look and sure enough, he pulls his shorts down and there it is.. his twig and berries...

I cleared my throat and said, "You should move to Texas...everything there looks BIGGER."

lol... you would think that if cold causes shrinkage...heat would cause enlargement...