Testiments

A customer gave me a tin of mints--they are square and kind of like Certs--that kind of mint. Been sucking on them and not paying much attention to what they look like... until I dropped on in my lap. When I picked it up...I noticed it had a Cross carved into it. Then I picked up the plastic it was in...and saw an Old Testament Bible verse on it From Isaiah. That's when I noticed the name on the tin. "Testimints"

Wow.. I've been ingesting religion. It goes perfectly with the religion I get by osmosis from the church in the 'store' beside us.

What's next I wonder? An anti-satan enema? "Out you devil...Out!"