William

He spent last night with me...and is staying with my brother today.

I was really tired when I got home but it's hard to say no to him, so he ended up at my house. We watched some Icarly and then he hit the PC to play some games. He has a huge book to read so I made him get off the PC and..it was such a struggle. He kept defying me.

(We play this game when either or both boys disagrees with me to the point of driving me crazy. I ask, "Who am I?" Their stock answer is 'the adult.' Then I say, "Who are you?" Their answer is "the child."

But ole Will threw a monkey wrench into the mix. I said, "William, who am I?"

He didn't blink an eye, and answered "You."