Friday, July 22, 2005

Attack of the Crape Myrtles

They are blooming. Lovely to look at but I hate them. My sinuses are clogged, my eyes are itchy and I'm sneezy. My front line is weakening. My defense has been advil sinus tablets, but they're not fighting the problem effectively. My generals are meeting and I've been informed that they're sending a special forces team to the pharmacy to find a top-secret weapon that will diminish the resistence.

They will not win!
I will survive.
I am almighty.

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