about VP elect Palin...
(Tongue-in-cheek on my part)
A friend called to check on me after Hanna went through. We chatted about different things and then he mentioned Palin.
"She's very secretary-ish, don't you think?" he asked.
"Yes and there in lies the deception....she's probably a very stunning woman with her hair down and glasses off."
He asked in a astounded voice, "You think she dresses and looks like that on purpose?"
"Sure. And under that prudish skirt and blouse, she's wearing leather."
He laughed amused. "Oh really?"
"Yep and during the upcoming debates with Biden, she'll show her true colors by stripping off that skirt and blouse and with whip in hand show him how a brassy Republican can take command. Just imagine him squirming under her latex encased leg with a 6" stiletto heel grinding him in the back, while she whips his Democrat ass into shape."
Now he's openly laughing. "Oh will she whip the economy into shape too?"
"Oh yes... it's what our country needs...a little S&M!"