Condoms

Do I have your attention???

Since I'm legally off the pill now, I've invested in a variety of condoms.
Glow-in-the-dark, banana flavored ones, those ripply tickler kind, the desensitizing ones and...a style that has warming effects.

Gosh, I hope I don't go through all of them in one night.

And if I did...man, I think I deserve an award.

And Al... he would be impossible to live with. He walks around thumping his chest already.

I have to say... I'm not complaining.