Friday, January 05, 2007
Do I have your attention???
Since I'm legally off the pill now, I've invested in a variety of condoms.
Glow-in-the-dark, banana flavored ones, those ripply tickler kind, the desensitizing ones and...a style that has warming effects.
Gosh, I hope I don't go through all of them in one night.
And if I did...man, I think I deserve an award.
And Al... he would be impossible to live with. He walks around thumping his chest already.
I have to say... I'm not complaining.