A Test for Monday

http://www.risingstarkaraoke.com/monday_test.html

Don't read my results until you take the test.

The Monday Morning Test Results(better than any IQ test)

Your Score: 10 out of 11
Your Rating: Wow! Come to work for us!
Now Here's the Twist;
Your answers not only can tell your current intelligence,
but the combination can also forcast your upcoming love life:

Your Projected Love Life: Your love life is mediocre ..HA so Fucking True!

Remember you must pass this page on to at least 5 people.
0-4 People: We know you have no friends, don't look for anything good in your life
5-10: Your life will take a sudden turn for good in the next 2 weeks
11-20: Your love life now multiplied by your score
20 or more: Your life is guaranteed to get much better in the next week or less!
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The Answers
Is there a Fourth of July in England?
Yes, it comes after the third of July!

How many birthdays does the average man have?
1 Just one!

Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
12, all of them!

How many outs are there in an inning?
6, three per side!

Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
No - because he is dead!

Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
70, (30 divided by 1/2 equals 60! Takes some thinking.....

If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
2, you took them, remember?

A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour.
How many minutes would the pills last? 60 Start with the 1st pill, 30 minutes later take the 2nd, then 30 minutes for the 3rd. (MISSED THIS ONE)

A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
9

How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
0. Moses didn't have an ark, Noah did!

How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
12. There are 12, 2 cent stamps in a dozen!