Thursday, March 24, 2005

Death Be Not Proud

My vibrating silver bullet died Tuesday morning during a particular long workout. It was one of those mornings where one orgasm wasn't enough...and once I made it to three I figured I would go for four...it died at the threshold point. Much to my chagrin.


Jo came on to chat and I told her that I killed the silver bullet. Then I said I was going to invest in one of those new expensive high tech toys. Jo said, "That's interesting...what's he called?"

lmao... that killed me.

I told her if I lived alone, I would get me one of those male doll toys...and if I did...I would do web cam shows.... if I'm gonna freak...might as well show it off.

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