tattoo

Man walks into a tattoo parlor and asks for a tattoo.

Tattoo artist: " What kind of tattoo do you want ?"

Man: "I want the new $100 dollar bill tattooed on my penis."

Tattoo artist: "Why?"

Man: "3 reasons: 1. I like to play with my money 2. I like to see my money grow 3. Next time the wife wants to go out and blow $100 she can stay at home."

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speaking of a tattooed penis...I would be so mesmerized by the tattoo I would forget what the purpose of a penis is!!! In fact, I've got a photo somewhere hidden on my PC of a penis with a Scorpion tattooed on it... now... that would be quite the 'sting' I think.