A Dream

I've had this dream a few times. I don't know if it has some sort of subconscious seed or what but last night, I dreamt it again. In the dream, I woke up with an erect 4-foot penis. Thick as hell and very slick and shiny. It was hot to touch, almost burned my hands. I wasn't freaking out over it. But I knew I should go see a doctor, but what doctor. So I decided to go to the emergency room.... and it was a bitch to drive to the hospital with it. I had to weave it through the steering wheel. Turning corners was a pain. The sight of the head peeping up over the dashboard was exciting. It was like I was giving passing cars a 'heads up.' Once there, I kept accidentally poking people with it and knocking stuff over when I turned around. People were afraid of it, but you know..I kinda liked it. The last image I had before I woke up was of it knocking glass out of a stained glass window...much like one found in a church.

You know.. if I saw a 4-foot penis, I wouldn't run from it. I think I would have to examine it. I know I couldn't fuck it...but a two-handed hand job could be fun.