Joke

Two Elderly ladies were sitting on a park bench one fine spring afternoon, enjoying the weather. An even elderly man noticed them and thought to himself, "why I should give those old girls a cheap thrill!" So he removes all his clothes and streaks by them.

The women watched his snail like run with mouths dropped in amazement. One turns to the other and asks, "Ethel, what was that?"

"I don't know, Irish. But whatever it was, it needs ironing."